Nude male celebrities – really?

Who has ever wanted to see their favorite celebrity naked? Just about everyone I guess. I know I’ve had a hankering for a naked Matt Damon or Luke Perry, er… when I was younger. Well, thanks to the wonderful World Wide Web it’s as easy as anything to find sites that offer you naked male (and female) celebrities, actors, singers and even politicians.

There are a few things to consider here: One, the term ‘celebrity’ seems to cover everyone from the A list Hollywood stars down to people who got their butt out once in a TV program and then went back to being a bar tender. Two, ‘nude’ or ‘naked’ doesn’t always mean full frontal, in fact it rarely seems to mean full frontal. Three, not that many top stars have posed naked with a hard-on for a gay porn shoot so any X rated pics you are likely to get of them hard will be dodgy screen caps to say the least. Four, if you do stumble across a pic of a star with a boner the chances are it’s been morphed.

Let me take those points in more detail and give you some examples:

In my search I came across a site that offered nude male celebrities. ‘Those naked male celebrities are hot.’ So I clicked over to see who was on the list. Yes there were some names I’d heard of but many that I hadn’t, mind you I’ve not seen every TV show or movie ever made. And then there was the issue of ‘naked’. Many of the photos here were of topless celebs, there were plenty of them fully dressed too and the naked ones were shots from movies where the guy is facing away from you. There was a side issue here about age too – a couple of these guys appeared naked when under 18 which is perfectly legal on stage or in a general release movie that’s been through the censors, but strangely when that pic appears on the internet it becomes illegal in most countries of the world. (I’m referring to the publicity shots for the play Equus and screen caps from the movie The Blue Lagoon.)

As for the other two points: In all of the sites I found I didn’t see any real hardons, unless they were shots of porn stars, but that’s different, that’s their job. There was plenty of Photoshop activity going on with faces cut and pasted onto bodies and even cocks and balls pasted in. Sometimes it was convincing but mainly it was laughable.

There are some excellent sites out there that do take their nude male celebrities seriously and, as long as you know what you are getting, these ones are the ones to sing up for. Starmale.com offers more than the same old shots of Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis caught naked; they have fan stories, gay porn stars, videos and a blog with regular updates. Malecelebrities.com has various areas that cover actors, singers, TV and models, with hardcore non-celeb sex too.

As for free sites, it was here that I found most of the morphed pics and had my imagination well fueled by what I saw. (Back to Matt Damon again!) malecelebrities.org is a good one to show you examples of what to expect from pay sites as it basically advertises one but shows you just about all the sample pics available. It also has some biographies and info about the stars. Hotmencentral.com is another free site that contains loads of info, pics and interesting links and is well worth viewing.

To sum up: sorry to start off so cynically about this subject, these sites are great entertainment as long as you know that you are never going to see very many original images. I mean, if your favorite star appeared nude in a movie you’d own it by now wouldn’t you? Searching out naked male celebrities is great fun, interesting at times and can make for a horny hobby.

See David Beckham on the web.